Snarky Little Stitcher

l1ghtyearr:

 i will promo everyone who reblogs!

mbf me

i check!

This is where directions are useful.

Less than $20,000? Bitch, please, I’m lucky to $20.

Less than 20,000 followers? I just hit triple digits and I think a few of those are pity follows.

Less than 20,000 hours online? Hahahahaha. I think I logged that on Facebook Zynga Games.

Less than 20,000 brain cells? Most likely. Had me a healthy relationship with addictive substances for way too long.

Less than 20,000 miles on my truck? Again, I got that just driving to get those addictive substances.

Less than 20,000 …..what were you asking, exactly?

taxdollars:

all my followers just silently judge me i can feel it

I was just thinking about how all my followers are probably cursing me in their heads for the inconsistencies of post content. :x

I figure once my followers see what kind of stuff I make and then notice that I have kids - their first thought must be “They allowed her to breed?!?!”